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DISCLAIMER:None of these characters are mine,and no copyright infringement is intended.There is a yaoi kissing scene,as well as some suggestive dialogue;but don't let it scare ya.Yes,I did overcome a severe case of writer's block to come up with my first fic since "The Surprise Announcement,"as well as a malicious assault to my views(in the form of defwood's rather disgusting shockfic "The Trial of A Ranma Fanfic Writer").So please be gentle. "Konatsu's First Kiss"(A Ranma 1/2 yaoi fanfic),by Mike Rhea ***************************************************************** It was a typical weekday morning at Ucchan's okonomiyaki.Business was low,and Konatsu was minding the restaurant while Ukyou was at school, as was her fiance,Ranma. About an hour later,it was the beginning of lunch.One of the first lunchtime customers was a well known ice skater.He was obviously hungry,but he suddenly couldn't keep his eyes off the "lady" before him;and he only got more interested when he had finished eating. "Hey,miss...,"inquired the skater."...what's your name?" "The name's Konatsu,"replied Konatsu."Why do you ask?" "You're the most beautiful woman I've laid my eyes on." "Why,thanks.What's your name?" "Mikado Sanzenin." "Nice to meet you,Sanzenin-kun." Mikado continued to linger at the okonomiyaki-ya for a couple more hours.Finally,when the lunchtime crowds had dwindled,Mikado asked Konatsu "Natsu-chan,can you please come over here?" Konatsu walked around to the other side of the counter."What did you need,Sanzenin-kun?" "I love you,Natsu-chan."Mikado then embraced Konatsu and they began kissing very passionately. ****************************************************************** However,they were not aware that a certain aquatranssexual martial artist(who had a bump on his head from being malleted into the sky courtesy of Akane Airlines for catching his uncute fiancee and the Furinkan High School principal together in a compromising position) and his cute fiancee(who was dressed in her usual boy's school uniform) were eavesdropping on the whole situation just outside the restaurant. "Ucchan...,"inquired Ranma."...do you think Nabiki would not only have taken scandalous pictures of these 2 lovebirds,but also would have tried to sell them to you?" "Certainly,Ran-chan...,"replied Ukyou."...if she hadn't caught her sister and the principal together in that compromising position." "True.At least I can't get malleted on a daily basis anymore." "Also,it appears that Natsu-chan has finally found true romance." ******************************************************************* "Natsu-chan...,"inquired Mikado."...can I take you to my house?" A Genma-panda-style sign held by Ukyou outside a window,but within Konatsu's sight,read "Go for it!" "Sure!,"replied Konatsu. Mikado and Konatsu left the okonomiyaki-ya together.At that same moment,Ranma and Ukyou entered the restaurant together holding hands (and the latter sporting a devilish grin of satisfaction).They could have changed into a couple of okonomiyaki sellers' outfits,but they opted not to.They went straight behind the counter and helped each other serve the customers until closing time.A few minutes after they closed up the restaurant,Ranma asked Ukyou "Ucchan,do you have a spare bedroom?" "Ran-chan...,"replied Ukyou."...why don't you sleep in my bedroom with me,you naughty boy?" **Music:"Never Gonna Let You Go,"by Sergio Mendes** Ranma and Ukyou promptly accompanied each other to their bedroom.As they undressed each other,an animated Rumiko Takahashi popped up on the screen,holding up one of Genma-panda's signs.The sign read:"The author would now like to leave Ranma's and Ukyou's ultimate fate to the imagination of you,the reader." ********************************************************************** Meanwhile,in the demilitarized zone separating North and South Korea, the author of "The Trial of Ranma Fanfic Writer,"who had gotten there thanks to Ryouga's directions,accidentally stepped on a land mine;and as a direct result,was killed instantly. THE END *********************************************************************** AUTHOR'S NOTES:In case you were wondering why I came up with such an odd pairing for this fic,those two,IMHO,have intelligence levels low enough that they WOULD fall for each other(i.e.,Konatsu considering himself a "deformed woman" just because he was raised as a girl by nasty women,Mikado having the Brock-like urge to fall for and kiss every pretty woman he sees,etc.).No,I'm not gay;it's just that Konatsu and Tsubasa(combined)are far less deserving of Ukyou's affections than even Ryouga.BTW,Ryouga/Ukyou would be O.K. if Ranma was being paired with Shampoo,Kodachi,Nabiki,or Kasumi.As for the Akane/Principal Kunou bit,I got that idea from several hentai pics of those 2 together that I've seen on a Ranma 1/2 hentai image gallery.I got the "animated Rumiko Takahashi holding up one of Genma-panda's signs" idea from the lemony masterpiece "Okonomiyaki Orgy"(Special thanks go out to that fic's author,whoever you may be).If the ending scared you,blame it on the author of "The Trial Of A Ranma Fanfic Author" for maliciously mocking me.
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