DISCLAIMER:None of these characters are mine,and no copyright 
infringement is intended.Special thanks go out to "ShampooCat"(the 
webmaster of http://www.catcafe.net/),whose "Cafe 
Conversations" section of her page helped inspire this yet another one-
shot from yours truly.No,this is NOT a lemon.

"Loves Me,Loves Me not"(A Ranma 1/2 spamfic),by Mike Rhea

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Ranma wandered through the park,grumbling.He had been malleted into the 
sky courtesy of Akane Airlines after catching her and Ryouga naked in 
the bath together just a couple of minutes after the uncute tomboy 
took P-chan to the bathtub with her after insulting Ranma for being 
"jealous of a pig."Even walking in on them as Ranma-chan didn't help 
her:Akane doused her with a kettle of hot water before turning to the 
mallet.

He was walking through the park when he saw Ukyou sitting on the park 
bench.There she was plucking petals from a flower,and as you may 
expect,daydreaming about her "Ran-chan."

"He loves me,"she said to herself as she plucked one petal and tossed 
it aside."He loves me not,"she said as she plucked another petal and 
tossed it aside,unaware that Ranma was staring at her and admiring her.
*Kawaii*,he thought to himself as Ukyou repeated the petal-plucking 
process until the flower had just 3 petals left.

"He loves me,"she continued as she plucked the antepenultimate petal 
and tossed it aside."He loves me not,"she said as she plucked the 
penultimate petal and tossed it aside.Then,realizing what the last 
petal said,Ukyou blushed profusely.She then turned around and saw 
Ranma.Her blush deepened as Ranma noticed how embarrassed and kawaii 
she was.

"Ucchan,you're beautiful.Also,I caught Akane and Ryouga in the bath 
together today,"said Ranma.

Ukyou,her blush already profuse,nearly unslung her giant spatula as to 
hit Ranma with it,but instead gazed at her fiance and glomped him.

"Ran-chan,I love you!" shouted Ukyou as she glomped her fiance.

"I love you too,Ucchan,"returned Ranma as he and his fiancee embraced 
and engaged in a passionate kiss.

THE END

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Yes,I know my fics have generally short,but my fanfic ideas,so far,
have turned out to be one-shot fanfics.I just can't seem to think up a 
long epic,though I may eventually write at least one sequel to "Ranma 
and Ukyou Write a Fic."And Sean Gaffney,Susan Doenime's "Ukyou Can 
Cook" is not technically an anti-Ukyou fic because the fate that Akane 
Tendou ultimately suffered(being killed and cooked by Ukyou)was 
something that the uncute mallet girl had coming! 

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